Disclaimer:
This is graphic. If you’re not 18, turn the page! If you’re married, this is
compulsory reading like your MBA exam!
Women aren’t
always vocal about what they like in bed. They go along because they don’t want
to hurt your ego. But they’re not always having an orgasm. No they might not be
faking it, but you can tell they’re not happy in their daily behaviour.
Crankiness, nagging, cribbing are all forms of them not having good sex. Give
them what they like and you’ll never have a bad relationship in your life!
Toys R Fun – Dildos that help you find the g -spot
should be a must buy in your life. You can find these online but if you’re
traveling abroad make sure you Google a store in your location that can give
you this. It’s far more essential than
that bottle of whiskey! Start with the vibrating ring on the condom. Don’t
laugh. Sexual games are serious. The more you’re both into them the better will
be her orgasm. Tip: A vibrator is different from a dildo or a vibrating dildo.
Touch the vibrating tip over the clit and nature will do the rest. The vibrating
cock ring is available in India. Waterproof mini massager by Dr Laura Berman is
a fun toy to give your mate.
Say My Name
– Women like dirty talk. They may not like it in Hindi (you can get to that
later) but they like you being a little rough and rowdy in bed sometimes. This
is after you’ve been sweet and cuddly with them as well. They need to see that
wild side too. Calling her a sexy little b**** and salivating for her and
telling her you want to tear her clothes off does excite women. Tip: Establish
a foundation first. You can’t do this on your first date. That’s just a bit
scary for the girl.
Rub-Slap-Repeat – So you can try the doggy style and
here’s when you can get a little kinky if you’re into it. You can easily rub
her bum a little before you give her a little slap. It warms it up. Trying new
things is important. Missionary will make you bored very easily. Tip: You need
to ask her if she wants to play the submissive in a role and try different
things. Tell her this has nothing to do with respect. It’s simply fun for her
too.
G-Whaaa? – There is a G Spot. It’s not a
mythical creature from the Lord of the Rings. You should know where it is by
now. The g-spot is stimulated when you do the doggy style as long as you know
you’re supposed to hump upwards. The g- spot gets rubbed when the woman is on
top. The g- spot can be found when you slip one/two fingers into her vagina and
curve the fingers. Like you’re taking out ghee from a long jar. Tip: Cut your
nails. Keep them clean. Also let her be on top as long as she wants.
Come to Bed Clooney – Role playing is important. Send
her a naughty message from work asking her to meet you at a bar in a dress with
no panties on. Have drinks with her and flirt a little. Pretend you’re George
Clooney. Then take her home and let her take the lead if she wants. Get
creative – do it in the balcony at night, buy her a French maid outfit and tell
her to pretend to clean the house wearing that while you’re in your robe. Enact
a scene from Dirty Dancing. Tell her to buy a stripper or naughty school girl
outfit. Surprise you one day. Tip: Try, try again if things fail. Sometimes
women need a little push into doing things because they’re shy.
Spill the Beans - Ask her whether she likes the touch
you are giving or she wants it differently. Don’t be offended when she gives
instructions. Learn from the woman. Wouldn’t you be taking notes in a class to
pass a test? Wouldn’t you be making excel sheets when your boss gives you
numbers? Same way learn and ask questions so you can become the CEO of the
bedroom. Tip: Don’t say I know you’ll like my cock better and give up when she
tells you what to do. No. She wants the fingers and the vibrator and the role
play sometimes. Make the foreplay last.
Yeh Public Hai – While not many people are into PDA,
all women are into Chinese whispers. That means in a public space you can lean
in to whisper how you find her cleavage very sexy or how you’re dying to suck
her nipples. Lean in and let your cheek rub against her face and neck, gently
blowing into her ear after you whisper. Tease her senses. Look at her deeply
from across the room before you go back to a conversation with other people.
Make the anticipation worthwhile. Let her desire you. Gently touch her back as
if you’re helping her when she walks in front of you. Tip : Don’t snap her bra.
You’re not in 6th grade.
Don’t Diss the Porn – Some women don’t like to watch
porn so you need to build it up for them. Play a soft porn movie and start the
action while you’re watching it. Tell her you can do better. Tell her she’s
better than the pornstar. Gently get her into trying new positions. Order soya
wax candles and use wax on her body. A gentle drop on her back, or cleavage and
rub it lightly. Don’t use ordinary candles. Tip: Check the video before you
watch it together. Don’t go for the XXX rated the first time you show her porn.
Treasure Hunts – You know she’s going to be home at
a particular time so you can leave little clues and chits for her to follow.
Kitchen – Go to the bathroom and find a box. Bathroom – Open box and wear
perfume. Go to closet. Closet – Chit on a coat. Wear nothing but the coat. Go
downstairs to parking lot. Parking lot – Cab. Get into cab and come to hotel. Hotel
– At reception ask for room 121. So it’s a little chase for her and for you.
Tip: The best erogenous zone in a woman’s body is her mind. Titillate that!
Don’t fall asleep after
coitus – MOST
IMPORTANT. Cuddle. Lie in bed. Chat. Women still love that. Unless she wants to
get up, don’t hop off and order a pizza. She really doesn't care if the sheets are dirty. Not this time. Tip: Treat every time as your first with the woman
and maybe the last time because you don’t know if she’ll give it to you again. That’s how important it should be.
3 comments:
Delicious
My Gf wants to have threesome but it's a bit weird for me though I do fantasize about it. What should I do?
Good one..:)
Must read..
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