Sunday, November 27, 2011

Love Guru Advice: Boyfriend Still in love with his Ex

Dear Love Guru,
My boyfriend still hangs out with his ex. I am very jealous and don't know what to do. I don’t want to lose him. Please help!
Annoyed Anita
Dear Annoyed Anita,
If only all of us become so understanding, the world will be a much better place! As I see it, you can do two things. One you can rave, rant, and tell him he can never see her again. This might result in him going behind your back and seeing her or anyone else. Alternatively, you can let him know that you know about it and leave it at that. Then you can go into a plan B where you rope him back to you. Start behaving less like a wife and more like a sex goddess. Go out partying with your best friends. Make calls in front of him to your male friends. Wear your best clothes and some amazing perfume. Let him walk in on you watching porn but walk away before doing anything. Show him new lingerie you plan to wear but don't wear it for him. Make plans and cancel dates. After a few days, you can show him the wild yet loving side to you. Then you ask him how his ex is doing in a very caustic manner. If he still insists on seeing her, I suggest you take a deep breath and pack your bags. He is the loser and you shall emerge stronger and better. The world is full of eligible sensible young men.


Mind Without Fear said...

Hilarious. Good advice, actually.

Grem Ivana said...


दीपक बाबा said...

Madhuri, this comments not for your blog post, but its for your novel loosing my virginity and ...... First time I bought English novel from T3 airport, and without hesitating i admit this is my first english novel for reading.... abhi tak 99 page par hoon...:) so slow... but interesting, very interesting just to understand the females of circle.

shortly i will also write a post on your novel... ofcourse in hindi.

A Kumar said...

Well, the fact that her boyfriend is with her ex is a good enough indication that he loves her more. So, let the love blossom.

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